The first rule of Terraforming Club? You do not talk about the temperature track.
The second rule? You definitely convert heat into ocean tiles and VP.
This shirt is a satirical nod to every cube-chucker who’s ever raced to warm up the Red Planet... or doom Earth with the same tactics. Featuring a distressed graphic of a melting ice cap spilling across a hex-tiled board, it cheekily mirrors the strategic melting of Mars’ poles—except this time, it’s personal.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Constructed with durable double-needle stitching
- Seamless tubular knit for a smoother look
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for comfort
- Ethically made from 100% ring-spun US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean